You've met with a terrible fate, havent you?

beardlyguy:

so do straight guys really get nosebleeds from seeing large breasted women like in my animes

Happened the first time I saw my first gf’s tits. Embarrassing. 

Via Inoculate the Innocuous
  • 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
Via This is the strangest life I've ever known.

Gainsville could have gone better.

People suck.


There goes my good mood.



bleeperwagon:

The tracks are there so my mine cart can reach 88mph…

LOL THIS IS THE BEST.



albinospider:

So instead of studying for my leaving cert, I made a creeper plushie.
Hissssssssssss.

Oh my god. Cutest thing ever. c:



Dat paupu fruit tattoo.



Throw some D’s on that little rascal.

(Source: bobrossgifs)


Oh shit motherfucker.

Jeb added Ender Chests to minecraft. That means if you put an item into one, and have another ender chest anywhere else, you can get the same item(s) from the other one! It’s like an item teleporter of sorts. Fucking cool!

Minecraft Snapshot 12w21a




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